What is the most craziest dream you ever had?

My mom scolded me. “Why you are screaming in your sleep? Why you kicked the water jug on the side table ?

He fell down!!

Scene change.

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A village doctor comes with a small first aid medical box, holds your left hand and declares “ you are pregnant ‘’

The village doctor comes, declares the unwed heroine pregnant. Later usual masala.. Rona dhona..

I asked her. Amma?do we have any family doctor?

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My uncle came forward and said. “I know her..I brought up her like my own daughter. She will happily sacrifice her life but don't accept to lose the baby. Such a sensitive loving daughter our ‘Rama talli’ is. Save the baby at any cost’’ she doesn't like to harm anyone, it's her baby. She never hurts her even in her dreams. A loving mom! If she knows she also would say the same thing!!

After one day I got a dream.

I was friends with only “yerra ( red) sahityam”. (Communism). No night outs or parties. Even no day outs.

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Doctor appeared suddenly. Took me to operation theatre.

All family members did big hungama. My mother bet me, ( generally she doesn't even yell at me unless I do very very mischievous things). Every one mouthed the popular dialogues.

I was wondering how a baby entered my stomach without my knowledge!! Clueless, faceless, brainless. Lied on bed staring at ceiling fan!! No. I didn't have any plan to “”chunni fanaaya vidmahe” thoughts. Those days are of enduring karma days. Personified tolerance and patience.

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Ok, let me come back to the dream.

I pulled out a gun from the inspector standing at the side door. Shot the doctor and my uncle, who certified I don't harm anyone !! (Don't ask from where the inspector came. It's my dream, anything can happen. Don't be a over smart fellow , okay aaa!!??) kicked those people who tried to hold me and ran away in to woods with that gun.

Still trying , “save me first idiots!! Who cares about that unborn baby!! I am alive with 43 kilos weight. Why you are sacrificing me like a lamb??

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She said with so much “love” . ‘For you I am enough’. Shut up and go to sleep!! Let me sleep. I have to get up at 4.30 again.

In anger, I kicked that 50 plus aged doctor fellow with that ‘’optional choice question “ “mother or baby! We can save only one!!””

This is the craziest dream I had. Later when I told this to my best cousin, she laughed for years together.

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Lol!! I was in my plus one at that time. Not only boyfriend I don't even have any girl friend either. A new place. Recently my dad got transferred there. Except that neighbour girl I don't know anyone there.

They all asked ‘who is the father of that baby!! Tell us!!

(“”A bad name to our vansh, we lost face, you should have jumped in to a well than doing these kind of things, we would have thought you died in the birth itself ‘’)

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Some stone I hit. Fell down. Fainted. A Doctor is called. He held my left hand and declared this girl is going to be a mom!! She is pregnant!!

Such a small town. Only two theatres were there. Some popular ‘crying actress’ Telugu movie. I don't remember the name now.

After few minutes came out. Said, “very complicated situation..only we can save either mother or baby. We have to do emergency operation!!””

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She is an early bird.

I was hating the baby with my all five senses.

My neighbour aunty ‘s daughter pulled me to a movie requesting my mom. Normally my mom won't allow us to go with anyone in a new place.

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I was screaming , ‘’I am not !! I don't want the baby! I don't say this! I want to live!! Save me !!!! but no words are coming out. No audio. No one can hear me. I am struggling to convey them.

I tried to go back to sleep while recollecting any doctor with bald head, stethoscope, first aid box existing in our surroundings or at our native place.

Most cinemas were very dramatic those days, novels were larger than life, fantacy types. So,I never took them serious.

Is it possible to make cars that run on water instead of gasoline or other fossil fuels? Why haven't we done so yet?

I knew only about comrades secretly. Red paint to write on walls at midnight , red flags, wall posters, guns, attacks, arrests, hideouts, these were the main topics.

To tell, I should know naa!!🤦 I never let even a fly around me..

Suddenly the heroine faints.

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Later self banned from going to that kind of movies forever.

Strongest dialogues of those times writers.

I felt I heard these dialogues somewhere. This bald head doctor with green mask I saw somewhere. But, could not say for no reason!!

My wife has a bunch of really attractive friends, and she expects me to never say anything to her about how beautiful they are. Does this seem fair? I love my wife, and just commenting shouldn’t hurt anything, right?

Doing tandav like lady veerbhadra with open hairs!! Looking like ‘Mahamkali’! Wash your face and sleep.’’

Very much immersed in communism fully and radicalism to some extent.

Since we were in govt quarters and she was impressed with that girl's family, somehow she allowed.

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My mom sprinkled some water on my face. I got up with a big shock.

‘’Maa vamshana cheda buttavu! paruvu teesesaavu! Ilaa bathakadam kanna ye nutilono padi chavaka poyava? Puttaganey chachaavanukuney vaallam ‘’

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Just fainted, entire town was around!! Why these local BBC women gathered? Have no other job? Is it a national news?? But, no one turned up when my aunt got a fracture and needed help!!

Me directly pregnant!!!??? I was such a naive at that time don't even know that females need males to get pregnant!!

Few minutes “round round circles”🌀🌀🌀 In front of my eyes but no clues!! Try to see black and white movies. You will know what it is. For flash back they use these circles.

My waist finally looks like how it did before I had kids but I didn’t lose weight. Why am I still 15 lbs from my starting weight?

Those days, even grandmas with half dozen kids and a batalliion grandchildren don't have that much knowledge about their body when compared to present day girls. Courtesy internet. Moreover moms, grandmoms won't talk about these things to girls. I am talking about previous century.

After sometime, somehow family shifted me to Ooty hospital secretly.

Do you know what time it is now? Two at Midnight. I told you hundred times not to eat that spicy stuffed bitter gourd at night. As if it will vanish by tomorrow morning you finished it. Aamba pytyam!! ( I don't know it's English translation)

In that,

But, no one is looking at me, all sat like actor ‘Manoj Kumar ‘ head down covered with palms.

I shut my mouth.